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By Kervin | March 4, 2010 | 1 Comment

ok, i get it. auto dicer, bean dna splicer. set it and forget it.

now then, the next one. slap it, chop it, pour it all in. life is hard enough.

and after, a good time. pounds melt off, easy if you try. six easy installments.

goodbye, television. goodbye, bleached teeth. good bye, sun-soaked skin

a choking, desperate sense of relief

for your * pleasure – this one’s about drugs

By Kervin | March 3, 2010 | No Comments

hey there, kiddos and widows alike. welcome back to my lazily and, recently, lethargically assembled triumphica indieoso segment i like to call “FOR YOUR EARHOLE PLEASURE.” you will have to grin and bear today’s segment being two days late; i will not make excuses for myself, and it will probably happen again. but you’re here now and i’m here now and i’ve got a lot of lovin goin, so let’s just chill and let marbleize  all smooth and polished-like. a’iiiiight. 

as promised, i’m here to give you a review of albums i find entertaining or insightful or flat-out decent enough to put on in the background while you get wasted with your friends in your lavishly yet modestly ikea-furnished downtown loft. so i will, and so it goes, and so i will go and begin with TERRY SCOTT TAYLOR aka wump-a-dum-buh-dah-bum, a-ree-tee-teedee-tee.

Neverhood Songs

Neverhood Songs

NEVERHOOD SONGS is delightful and delirious. yes, this is a videogame soundtrack. back when steven spielberg and the rest of the gang down at dreamworks realized they had so much money that they could sink a couple bil into the growing casual computer game market, they turned to microsoft and landed a partnership that probably failed a few years after its inception, but however, whichever, whatever. they had the means to give a group of acid-head artists fourteen tons of clay and a ridiculously far-fetched deadline to produce one of the finest point-n-click adventure games to hit the market, THE NEVERHOOD. so a vivid, dynamic and otherwise wild and weird universe was dreamed up, rendered in clay, viciously programmed, and most importantly scored. by TERRY SCOTT TAYLOR, which is where that whole tangent began and where it will soon follow. see, caps-lock and paragraph breaks really ease this whole speed-reading process. it’s good for you.

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Mecca Diaries

By Anna | March 3, 2010 | No Comments

Really interesting quick documentary about the Hajj, the Islamic pilgrimage to Mecca that each muslim must make once in their life.
From Vice. Part one is above, you’ll find part two when you get there.

looming lake monster

By Kervin | March 3, 2010 | No Comments

i’d like a cigarette, please
a kick back and puff sort of ease

i’d like to know why, you
a relative short summation for a fool

here is a page, here is a pen

i’d like to continue, can’t you see
i’d like to have a lot of things

Rad Shit: Day 4

By Anna | March 1, 2010 | No Comments

xerox transfer photoplate (copper), colored post-its, graph paper, matte medium

rad shit: day 3

By Anna | March 1, 2010 | No Comments

It’s late, i know. it’s also unfinished. But it’s jellyfishalicious, so get over it. Day 4 up in a couple hours.

Drypoint on plexiglass, Akua Carbon Black, Rives BFK Off White.

workin man’s blues

By Kervin | March 1, 2010 | No Comments

golden dollar paint smudge
and a spent sense of sincerity

breathless lofty blues
smuggled in cloaked dagger dark

and i spend and i spend and i spend
twice half what i earned

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