the oh shit handle

we just think we're the shit

as seen on tv

By Kervin | March 4, 2010 | 1 Comment

ok, i get it. auto dicer, bean dna splicer. set it and forget it.

now then, the next one. slap it, chop it, pour it all in. life is hard enough.

and after, a good time. pounds melt off, easy if you try. six easy installments.

goodbye, television. goodbye, bleached teeth. good bye, sun-soaked skin

a choking, desperate sense of relief

about a liar

By Kervin | October 6, 2009 | No Comments

i ain’t hurtin
blood ain’t spurtin

yet here it is
(i guess you win)

what’chu know bout wordin

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