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I’m Secretly In Love With You

By Jack | December 12, 2009 | 1 Comment

Hello, my name is Jack.

You made me a bagel.  It was delicious.
Also, that mixtape with The Adolescents on it.
We had sex on someones couch
The lights were on so it was akward
I rode in your car one time, from a party.
It smelled like puke.
But i’m secretly in love with you

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One Response to “I’m Secretly In Love With You”

  1. Auntie Glinda
    December 15th, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

    Richard Brautigan, is that you?

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