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laters

By Kervin | June 20, 2010 | 1 Comment

HEY EVERYBODY WE’RE MOVING TO TUMBLR BECAUSE IT’S FREE LIKE PIE

tyrannosaurusbear.tumblr.com
kbolts.tumblr.com

AND PROBABLY OTHERS WOO YEAH MINIMALIST HIPSTER NETWORKING

This is dying…

By David | June 17, 2010 | No Comments

Since we are just letting the site die, I started something new. It’s over at Tyrannosaurus Bear. I will be posting photos and other things that I find interesting.

Oh, Betty can be found over at Uncool Little Sister for Hire.

necessity for title = ruined perfection

By Kervin | June 15, 2010 | 1 Comment

“I’ll love you forever.”

“I’ll lock your door.”

baby powder sleeve blues

By Kervin | June 13, 2010 | No Comments

this website is dying, here, pretty soon
the body and the brain of it will lie

broken shambles, shampoo samplers
tar-stained paint dripping down yellow.

this website will have a funeral, soon
post rows lining a casket, lines stuffed

a harpy-slip of a transvestite father gripped
by his son’s inability to purchase

you, reader, will not be in attendance
as the url for the services
will not be listed

Tapes, Costumes, Kittens and Beer

By David | June 7, 2010 | No Comments

Ass Dizazter Craft times are F.U.N.!

witness

By Kervin | June 2, 2010 | No Comments

the cruiser turned around to drive off
after she put her boxed things
in the seat

straight to voicemail

By Kervin | June 1, 2010 | No Comments

the phone rings. caller id reads “jesus fighting a velociraptor.”
christ, not again

they’re not content with their situation.
guess i’ll pick up and play receiver

“she just always wants a fight,” says He.
“put her on,” maybe I can gain some insight
awkward fumble while jesus fights the
velociraptor to hold the phone

“hello.”
“SKRREEEEEEEAARRRCCHHGGH”
“mhm. could you put jesus back on?”

clatter crunch thud. scuffle scuffle. crrricck.

“you see, kid? this is what i’m talking about.
never any capacity for a conversation; selfish
bitch.”

Click.

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